LaButt

Shia LaBeouf, I am sad to report, is big fucking jackass. This morning he was busted for DUI (again!) amd rushed to the hospital. The crash happened around 3:00AM on Sunday in Hollywood; he even underwent surgery for damage done to his hand! He, his passanger and the driver of the other vehicle were all apparently injured, although I am unaware of the severity.

Despite the obvious question; "Why the hell would you get behind the wheel intoxicated?!" the better question, to me at least, is "Who the hell gets into the passenger seat of a car that they know someone has been drinking is driving; especially somebody already convicted of a DUI?!"

Why the hell are all these celebrity twenty-somethings getting behind the wheels of a cars? You're rich! Famous! And can afford to have discreet, personal driver... you don't even have to wait for a fucking cab! So why are you doing it?! (Well, actually I have a very complex, psychologically rooted philosophy as to why I think this current generation of teens to twenty-somethings, celebrity or otherwise, are all displaying such a sense of reckless abdonment in their self-destructive choices and behaviour, but I'm holding onto that for now; keep your eyes peeled!).

Drink under the influence once, shame on you; twice, fuck you; three times, go to prison!