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Madonna 4 Obama

It'll be taken down soon.

Human Nature

The YouTube videos have begun to trickle in as the show ended just a short time ago. There won't last for long so I won't bother to post many, but here's the first video I could find of Britney Spears special appearance. It's so-so quality, but the best there is for now; and watch it all, because the best part is in the last 15 seconds of the video.

Vogue

Opening Night

Photos: Reuters

Desperate Fever

ABC is using Madonna's cover of Fever for their new fall campaign for Desperate Housewives... and it's hot!

Her Sugar is Raw

Tonight is opening night of The Sticky & Sweet Tour.
Bring on th YouTube clips!

I'm Likin' Those Shell Toes

Estelle has dropped her follow-up single to the masterpiece American Boy.

For Todd

TEAM TERRI! TEAM TERRI!

Clue: The Bret Eastion Ellis Special Edition

Those motherfuckers! Wow! I have a lot of agression coming across the keyboard today, but... those motherfuckers! Do you know what Hasbro has done?! They've changed Clue! That's right, not redesigned it, put it in a pretty anniversary edition box, or created yet another alternate version. NO! They've completely changed the fucking game; they've updated, so they say, for today's faster-paced, tabloid culture. The original game as we know it will cease when the new version starts hitting shelves this Fall.
The character's indentifying last names remain the same but now they go by Kasandra Scarlet, an actress more notable for being on tabloid covers than in movies, or Victor Plum, a young billionaire-video game designer. They're all young and sexy and so is the mansion with a spa, movie theatre room and a fucking guest house!
Oh really?! And where do Audrina and Lauren sleep when they come over to visit?!
But worst of all they've done gone n' fucked with our weapons!! The choices have expanded from 6 to 9 (because god only knows, in today's world we need more choices!!) and still include the candlestick, rope and knife but the lead pipe, revolver and wrench are complete history! New weapons include a dumbell and a trophy?! What about a bottle of Vicadin or a syringe of Botox?! A cocaine residue covered razor blade, anyone?
Now Jakob Green, an "...African-American with all the ins" killed Mr. Boddy in the Guest House with the Trophy?!

Die-harders may remember that this has been attempted once before with Clue: The Great Museum Caper, back in the early 1990's. That game reolved around one of the character's stealing Mr. Boddy's famous artwork from his three-dimensial game board gallery. It was a more intellectual, far superior sequel that was unfortunately discontinued, but the original version, at no time, had been taken off the market. How can they do this? Won't this upset people?

I mean, what's this world coming too?! You can't just change something that's that classic! And now the film rights to Clue, as I may have mentioned in a previous blog, are owned by whichever studio released Transformers (I can't recall at this moment) in a deal which the studio acquired rights to a handful of Hasbro board games like Candy Land and Battleship. If a newClue movie gets made before I get a chance to remake it myself, and if it's based in any way on this miserable, Gossip Girl-esque bullshit I'll burn Hasbro to the ground. That's a threat.

Thank you very much.

AD/HD

Iconic (and apparently still alive) rockers AC/DC have announced plans to released their first new record in almost 8 years (I think their last record was Stiff Upper Lip, right?). It was recorded at Warehouse here in Vancouver. The album, entitled Black Ice (bad ass) will only be sold at right-wing, corporate whore establishments such as Wal Mart and Sam's Club. So, unfortunately, if you have any sense of morally decency you can't buy it, 'cause nobody should step foot in a Wal Mart.
(TARGET! TARGET!)

Anyway, here's the tracklisting...
Rock 'n Roll Train
Skies on Fire
Big Jack
Anything Goes
War Machine
Smash 'n' Grab
Spoilin' For a Fight
Wheels
Decibel
Stormy May Day
She Likes Rock 'n' Roll
Money Made
Rock 'n' Roll Dream
Rocking All the Way
Black Ice

CNN "Reports" on the News

You Must Watch This

I've heard about this book and knew this movie was coming out for quite some time however I was completely unware of it's content, plot or anyone else that was in it other than Jennifer Hudson. I have to tell you, watching this trailer I got goosebumps, I cried, I laughed and I smiled. All in 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

THIS MOVIE LOOKS SO AMAZING

They don't make movies like this anymore, they really don't. The Now and Then's, the Stand By You's, the Pleasentville's, the Corrina, Corrina's.

Just Because

A celebrity wedding, exclusive to People magazine. Yes, we've definently seen that before. But not a gay one. Does anyone else think this is a big deal? Yes, it was a long time coming and it's not like the right to marry but an openly gay, celebrity couple's wedding photos are on the cover of People magazine. Think back to 10 years ago... look ahead to 2018. I'm excited.

Source: People

Weeding the Garden

The Goddess of Acting that is Mary-Louise Parker, best known these days for her Golden Globe winning performance of Nancy Botwin on Showtime's used-to-be-amazing Weeds is trading in the bong for the stage. Parker is starring in the Roundabout Theatre Company's revival of Hedda Gabler, opening January 25th at the American Airlines Theatre.
As always, I am sure she'll take this material and soar with it (which she still manages to do with the shitty material Jenji Kohan has been farting out this season on Weeds).

Free Billy!

A lost 1 to 2 month old humpback whale calf was discovered trying to suckle from a yacht in Sydney on Sunday, which it would not leave. The yacht was towed out into the ocean and the calf finally released itself from the yacht but has since returned.
The prognosis is grim, as this calf cannot survive without it's mother's (which he thought was the yacht) milk for very long. Artifical feeding is impossible and researchers say it's a matter of days, not weeks, until the calf dies.
"If a lactating female with a calf goes past and this calf approaches that animal it may accept it, but ... it's a very slim chance," New South Wales National Parks and Wildlife Service spokesman John Dengate said.

Photo: Channel Nine

Blow Me, John

While addressing the Veterans of Foreign Wars convention Barack Obama responded to that blubbering, geriatric McCain challenging him to stop questioning his "character and patriotism".
"These are the judgments I've made and the policies that we have to debate, because we do have differences in this election," Obama said. "One of the things that we have to change in this country is the idea that people can't disagree without challenging each other's character and patriotism. I have never suggested that Sen. McCain picks his positions on national security based on politics or personal ambition. I have not suggested it because I believe that he genuinely wants to serve America's national interest. Now, it's time for him to acknowledge that I want to do the same.
"Let me be clear: I will let no one question my love of this country," Obama said to applause.

But Obama, McCain doesn't have an actual case; he's got absolutely nothing to win the White House with, except those few, die-hard Republicans from my parents and Grandparents generations which with any luck at all will be dead soon. Oh that and his constant criticism that Obama is just too inexperienced (says the old fart that doesn't even know how to work a fucking computer; it's the 21st century and some people want a President, that in any other profession would be or would've already retired, who doesn't even know how to use a computer, the fundamental of all world media and communication in today's day and age... are you serious?); that Obama doesn't have enough experience. Well, McCain has the mother fucking experience and yet Washington still sucks major donkey balls. Why would we elect McCain; how has McCain proven in any capacity that he's earned the right to be President of the United States and that he's more qualified than Obama? Just because he's still alive and didn't shoot anyone on a hunting trip? McCain has had his time, he's already been in politics for years and look where we are now?
McCain had his fucking chance to do anything worth our fucking time.

I find myself very angry today; if you're a Republican, you better have a damn good case as to why you are, because today I'm in a eating-ignorant-rednecks mood.

DRUGS FOR MY EARS

I have been in love with Crystal Waters since I was a little boy. I still remember my Mom driving me to buy Storyteller on cassette from the record store in town, and listening to it over and over and over and over on my Sony Walkman.
How pleased am I to learn she's got another summer single (why won't anyone sign this chick; her last full studio albm, simply titled Crystal Waters was one of the best dance records ever released!

Listen to Dancefloor below; the rap is off the fucking hook!

I sip on my Petron and what if she don't like it, she can take her ass on home