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Chopstick Lickin' Good



What the hell is going on with KFC?! Now, granted we're all pretty much aware of the fact the Kentucky Fried Chicken has never really been a company of high values or strong morals, but their newest AD campaign (at least in Canada, I haven't seen these commercials in the US yet) is absurd!
They're for KFC's new "Asian inspired menu" which basically means they've just taken a handful of simple, preexsisting menu items, throw in a fortune cookie, raise the price by $1.50 and slap the word Asian to the title! KFC thinks that this suddenly makes their menu Asian?!

I'm offended by this! Why aren't any Asians?!

So the Crispy Chicken Wrap suddenly becomes the Asian Crispy Chicken Wrap? Oooh!
Listen, unless that extra $1.50 includes a garauntee that my wrap will be exclusively prepared by KFC employees with the last names Wong, Ho, or Cho then that fortuen cookie isn't gonna fucking cut it.

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