"They Could Lay Hands On Barbara Walters And Get Her Saved!"

RING-A-DING-DING-DONG!
Warning! Warning!
THIS IS THE DIS SOME CRAZY FUCKIN' BULLSHIT ALERT!

I knew I didn't like this dumb bitch for a reason; she insane!
Sherri Shepherd, the worst ...View co-host in history, went rambling away to some magazine for "...today's black Christian woman"; so basically, bitches I'm tryin' to get the fuck away from... not my kind of people.

"Before I converted to Christianity, I was a Jehovah's Witness. In 1993, my mother was dying from diabetic complications. My sister was heavy into drugs, and we would have to go and get her from crack houses. I was in a very physically abusive relationship. I was sleeping with a lot of guys and had more abortions than I would like to count. I had very low self-esteem and just wanted to die. I felt if someone killed me, it wouldn't even make a difference. But God showed me that it would make a difference...

Oh sometimes I say, 'Lord, Juanita Bynum or Joyce Myers would be so good at this table. They could lay hands on Barbara Walters and get her saved. I ask the Lord, 'Why am I here?' I have to trust God when He says, 'Because I said so.'"

If you could see my facial expression right now it would surely (hopefully) sum up perfectly that way you feel right about now; what the fuck!

And who the hell, other than Sherri Shepherd, reads Precious Times, The magazine for today's black, Christian woman. Matter of fact, Sherri fucking Shepherd don't read that magazine for shit!

I need to start my own magazine for black women, yeah, that's what I oughta do! None of this self-hating, occult-like, brain-washing Christain magazines. I know exactly what'll look like...



Source 1, 2.