9021-Oh!

Sooo they've brought back that stupid bitch Brenda! Yup! Shannon Doherty has been confirmed to return to the new 90210 on the CW. As many of you may or may not know, Shannon Doherty is a huge cunt who nobody can work with and who always ends up leaving her hit television shows because nobody will put up with her but the shows continue to be successful long after her departure because everyone knows she brought nothing to the programs anyway.
And as you may or may not remember Brenda left for London to study acting and apparently the storyline is that Brends became a successful theatre actress (gag) and ended up spilitting her time between London and New York as a director. Beverly Hills High has apparently asked her back as a guest director for their musical.
LAAAAME! And fucking sanctamoneous Shannon Doherty of course has to come back as some fucking famous stage director; buuuuuullshit! Does anyone actually care? Is this to create the illusion that Shannon Doherty could ever act, or had any sort of career whatsoever?

But fuck it! I'm calling for the return of 90210's real, true-bad ass.

VALERIE! VALERIE! VALERIE!



BRING BACK VALERIE!